The AAC ( the anti-avril crew)
Im not alone, its not just me that dislikes Avril Lavinge, there is a crew of us so be warned we come as a pack! hehehe! basically i thought that the music industry was safe, pop music was pop music, alternative and rock was there and some dance music thrown in, it was bliss.... until that day arrived that i shall never forgot, the day shall go down in history, it was the day that Avril released...COMPLICATED! trust me things really did get complicated! when i first started college last summer i realised i was not alone, many more peeps had been affected by her, and that noise she claims to be her singing.
Here are the members:
1. Me aka laura
2. Bonnie from the Bronx aka bonnifer
3. Sister to bonnie from the bronx it's robyn
4. Tessiebear
5. Jamie
6. Clare
7. Caz
8. Chris
9. Mambo
10.Candice
Give me a email with your reason why YOU want to be on this list!
You may be thinking "why are you so badly against avril lavigne?" well why not? she gets bad concert reviews and most of all is her lyrics, to dedicate to her lyrics i will b putting up some of her lyrics from her debut album 'let go' and then you read them and see what you think.
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'Mobile' - edited by ACC member 6: Jamie!
"Mobile" - Avril Lavigne (arrggghhh!!!!)
Went back home again (to her cardboard box)
this sucks gotta pack up and leave again (WHATS THE BLOODY POINT OF GOING BACK THEN???)
ay goodbye to all my friends (errr...what friends???they only want yur money...)
can't say when I'll be there again (you won't cos hopefully you'll emigrate to Iraq and we'll never see or hear from you again)
It's time now to turn around
Turn my back on
EVERYTHING (turn my back on) everything.... (go on...run away..CHICKEN)
[chorus]
Everythings changing when I turn around all out of my control I'm a mobile. (WHAT???)
Everythings changing when I turn around all out of my control I'm a mobile. (immobile more like)
Start back at this life (do the world a favour and dont...)
Stretch myself back into the vibe (i'll volunteer myself to stretch her until her bones crack and her muscles snap)
I'm waking up to say I've tried (yeah, but failed...)
Instead of waking up to another TV GUIDE (oh no!not the TV Guide!anything but the TV Guide!...What an absolute RETARD...)
It's time now to turn around (go on walk away...)
Turn and walk on this crazy ground oh oh oh.... (whats she doing???walking over hot coal or somfing???)
[chorus]
Everythings changing when I turn around all out of my control I'm a mobile (here we go..if your immobile, get an invalid carriage of something)
Everythings changing out of what I know everywhere I go I'm a mobile (how bout one of those stairlifts???)
I'm a mobile (HOW CAN YOU BE A SODDING MOBILE???AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE!!!!)
Hanging from the ceiling lifes a mobile spinning round (hopefully your hanging from the ceiling with a noose round your head)
with mixed feelings crazy & wild ... (ooooohhh...hard...)
sometimes I wanna SCREAM OUT LOUD .... (SO DO I YOU RETARD-ONLY WHEN I LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP SONGS!!!)
Everythings changing (duh, it's called puberty...)
everywhere I go
All out of my control
Everythings changing
everywhere I go out of what I know (you know nothing!!!don't talk about anything cos you know nothin about it!!!)
la la la la la la (la la) >
la la la la la la (la la) >This basically sums Avril up.What???can't think of anything to write, oh, i know, la,la,la,la...
la la la la la la (la la la) >how long do you think it took to write this bit???
la la la la la la >
[chorus]
Everythings changing when I turn around all out of my control I'm a mobile (no...your not a mobile...your an ugly tart who can't sing...)
Everythings changing out of what I know everywhere I go I'm a mobile (...not to mention a crap songwriter, pretend guitarist...)
Everywhere I go I'm a mobile (excuse me while i go and kill myself...)
'Im with you' (can you see where i have edited it?)
I'm Standing on a bridge...(and?)
I'm waitin in the dark ....(well ppl would not like to c u in da light)
I thought that you'd be here by now .... (im running late...)
Theres nothing but the rain ... (its winter)
No footsteps on the ground ...( cause ur alone)
I'm listening but theres no sound ... (again, ur all alone)
Isn't anyone tryin to find me? ...
Won't someone please take me home ...( u live on a farm)
It's a damn cold night ....(again wot u expect, its winter)
Trying to figure out this life ...( good luck)
Wont you take me by the hand ... (no thanx)
take me somewhere new ... (er...no)
I dont know who you are ... (mwahahahaha!)
but I'm, I'm with you ....( excuse me?! do i know u?)
im looking for a place ... (good luck)
searching for a face ...( u need one!)
is there anybody here i know ... (dought it)
cause nothings going right .. (it neva does, look where ur first single went)
and everythigns a mess ... (well tidy it then!)
and no one likes to be alone ... (no)
Isn't anyone tryin to find me? ... (sorry)
Won't someone please take me home ...(GO HOME)
It's a damn cold night ... (well look at wot ur wearing, its hardly winter proof!)
Trying to figure out this life ... (arnt we all)
Wont you take me by the hand ... (ur hands r too cold)
take me somewhere new ... (...)
I dont know who you are (................)
but I'm, I'm with you ...
oh why is everything so confusing ( hey aint that a link to ur old song?)
maybe I'm just out of my mind
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... (..maybe)
yea yea yea ...(oh right, u agree with me!)
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you... (NO LEAVE ME ALONE) *runs out of the picture*
Think you can do better, im waiting for your email send me your attemps and i will put them on this page! :)
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